Florida Man, called Spectacle

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A Mystery

The name of Florida Man is:
Spectacle-- the destruction of the self for display.

The heralds of Florida Man are:
Words of encouragement; the roar of gasoline engines; fire.

The weapons of Florida Man are:
Questionable firearms; pickup trucks; large reptiles.

You turn Florida Man aside by:
Not paying attention to the news; avoiding Florida; remaining sober.

Florida Man kills you by:
Accident; whimsy; delusion; gunfire.

Florida Man is drawn to:
Illegal drugs; alcohol; crowds; the state of Florida.

Florida Man hungers for:
Attention; vindication; the thrill to fill an empty life

You may kill Florida Man by:
Inaction; witnessing his suicide; the fury of wild animals; antics

Florida Man is reborn when:
The news cycle quiets; enough drugs are collected in the same place

You may escape Florida Man's attention by:
Remaining silent through ordeal; maintaining adequate legal disclosure laws