The Viscountess of Misconceptions
...find genesis in the lack of reflection.
...frustrate the pursuit of truth.
...multiply and magnify in their repetition.
...manufacture mystery from misunderstanding, and thus-
...leave behind disappointment in their destruction.
It is, perhaps, impossible to know anything about the Viscountess of Misconceptions, known colloquially as "Miss Ellipses Dash Dash." There are thousands of rumors, mysteries, heresies and award winning screenplays about her true identity.
When asked, she simply pulls down her sunglasses, brings her hand up to her mouth and blows a big kiss. Then she says that this is her "Magnum Opus," and walks away.
The following is an incomplete collection of rumors surrounding her:
- That she is the daughter of Cneph-Who-Made and the true heir to heaven.
- That she is someone who attained omnipotence by being the first person to kiss their own elbow.
- That she is the soul of the first world to be born, that descended into hell after being rejected by heaven.
- That she is an Excrucian mimic pretending to be a power.
- That she is secretly Lord Entropy in disguise.
- That Lord Entropy is secretly her in disguise.
- That she is an ordinary woman from Kansas trying her best and having quite the time.
Miss Ellipses Dash Dash has the following afflictions, anchored treasures and the Mysterious Gift.
Affliction: Just when you think you've got me, you realize you had mistaken someone else for me the whole time. [5]
Affliction: If you take a picture of me, it will always turn into a startled looking portrait of a 16th century playwright. It's a different one each time. [2]
Her treasures include: A small snuffbox that can capture and release rumors and gossip (Wondrous treasure) and very nice brass stopwatch (Mundane treasure).