Goose, Called Rebellious

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From the Book of Names, apocryphal

The name of Goose is
Rebellious, the pull towards the destruction of good order.

The heralds of Goose are
Anti-goose signage, small metal bells, the rusting of locks, a lovely day for a picnic.

The weapons of Goose are
The Y-button, cacophonous honking, its grasping beak, water.

You turn Goose aside by
Allowing it to finish its tasks.

Goose kills you by
...I don't think goose kills you? It's just a goose HONKING

Goose is drawn to
Shiny things, abuses of capitalism, untied laces, the craven and self-righteous, shoes.

Goose hungers for
The humiliation of the powerful, sandwiches, shiny objects, groans of exacerbation and fear.

You can kill Goose by
UNKNOWN

Goose is reborn
When you, foolishly, put a bell in your model of the town again.